About Jaques-Francois Frenchhater
Bonjour Bonjour …
Je m’appelle … eh what the fuck. Hi there, i’m Jaques-Francois Frenchhater (not Frenchhatter, that’s someone else) and I have something against the french. When I say the french, I mean all the french. French cars, french bread, french fries, french women, french people, french tiny-stupid-zzzzzzzz-kids, french language, french politics, french thinking, french tv channels, french porn, french music and just everything related to frenchies.
I’m middle-aged, I have my own appartment (finally), I’m male, I do have a wife (she hates french people too), and we’re have a very hateful-towards-the-slimy-french kid who will probably be the end of France. I have a really nice job in advertising, at which french people do suck, and I earn a decent amount of money (enough to occasionally get a new tv, car, computer, dog, pillow, french portrait on which to play darts).
Now enough about me … let’s go over some FAQ … which is short for frequent asked questions and not something french-related.
1. Why do you have that blog ?
Because I bought it, own it, host it and write in it. And because I hate the french.
2. What are your thoughts on discrimination ?
It’s bad, it’s filthy, it’s a way of living, and yes, the french people do discriminate a lot. You know … there’s the world, and there’s the french.
3. Why do you hate french people so much ?
Read my blog everyday to find out.
4. Are you mentally ill ?
No, not really. But I would be if a french doctor would examine me.
5. No really, stop picking on french people !
I will at some point. It’s called the apocalypse (which is a term invented by the french, that announces the day in which they will rule the world !!!!).
Cheers !